Republicans: Rep. Mark Olson is a "Chicken"

I was up in Monticello on Saturday for the 6th District Congressional Convention. Representative Mark Olson showed up, but he wasn't a delegate. I heard from a Republican party insider that many in the party consider Olson a "chicken" for not supporting any of the candidates.

Olson is definately a chicken. I went to the Capitol three times to testify against his Personal Rapid Transit bills and each time he saw me, he scratched his bill from the committee's agenda.

Olson also won't say whether he believes the earth is only 5000 years old.

Olson also has to admit he's going bald and do something about that silly comb-over.