Thursday, October 26, 2006

"AHS TO HIPPIES: PRT is American and you are not"

This from American Hot Sausage:

AHS TO HIPPIES: PRT is American and you are not

A local Minnesota inventor created the "J-Pod," or at least a low-tech prototype of what PRT would look like. It would require 140 miles of track to carry 100,000 pods, but the savings would be $600,000 per day. Wow. Also, it's considered a moving internet. You search it's computer for your destination and it takes you there. It's like a taxi, except you can carry alcohol and eat pork.

As you might guess, Mr. Avidor is against JPods too. He has plenty bad to say about them. However, this only masks his anti-Americanism. AHS is pretty sharp and we can spot a phony a mile away. Sure, he tries to make it about creating rational public policy, but his sinister intentions are made clear by inspecting the picture of the JPod. Look closely and you'll see what really has Mr. Avidor and his liberal band of kook-aid drinkers hot.

That's right, look to the right door panel, just below the tinted window, and you'll see what really has PRT critics up in arms. It's the support our troops sticker with American colors. Yes, we're on to you liberal wackos and your hatred for the innovation of this country. Left up to you Saddam would still lead Iraq and we'd all be riding bicycles to the unemployment office. No, way buddy. We're Americans. We're right and your not.


Mr. Sausage must be talking about these PRT-promoting Americans (Green Party's Gary Dean Zimmermann and Dave Bicking):

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